big dollar baller
liamdryden:
yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

yofryman:

YO DEXTER WHAT DOES THIS FRIGGIN BUTTON DO

Broccoli City Fest After Party B^)

Hey DC, what’re you doing this Saturday night? Wanna come party with me? hmmm? You tryna party with me at a big warehouse loft party in DC? hmmm? 

Come to the Broccoli City Fest’s official after party at 
411 New York Ave NE, Washington DC
for a show running from 10pm - 2am. 

I’m gonna be performing with some new friends and I plan on debuting my new EP there! It’s gonna be gnarly. Come thru, I’d love to meet you guys and vibe out! 

B^)

http://www.BCfestival.com/ <- tickets & info

Also 10k+ Twitter followers woooOOO! FINALLY

Look at the wave form for your cool daddy cool. One part is literally a perfect fucking square. Dat compression
Anonymous

Hopefully I’ll become a square in the future. That is what all true electronic producers aspire to become… a square. 

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

memeguy-com:

Spring Never forget

do you and your gf like update tumblr while screwing?
Anonymous

Absolutely 

Your EP should have a special edition that includes a unique photo of you wearing a different set of pants
Anonymous

the exclusive ultimate edition package

butt
me: get on your stomach, I wanna touch your butt.
gf: okay but lemme fart first.
can i try on your pants?
Anonymous

Sure i hope you like pants with 230469720 pockets and 3027920790792679 zippers that are form fit

dj-smackdown:

I’ve been inside of Alex S’s pants ahahahahaahahahahahaha

no srsly i just tried his pants on
the verdict is that he looks much better in them

How big is your dick?
Anonymous

ask nonon

fuckaxel:

me